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MINI-ME SEX TAPE! Big things come in Small packages, perhaps?

TO BE OR NOT TO BE.... ENGAGED

THE BEST OWEN WILSON LOOK-ALIKE

THE HOUSE OF GUCCI

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MINI-ME SEX TAPE! Big things come in Small packages, perhaps?

June 26th 2008 02:54

'Small People' Sex Tape - who thought there was one floating around following Rima from BB 08's Porn Scandal a few weeks back?

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Now we have another one to shock us.

Verne Troyer, of Mini Me fame, has one too!

VERNE TROYER

Mini Me's Sex Tape

DEFAMER.COM HAS THE EXCLUSIVE SCOOP

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TO BE OR NOT TO BE.... ENGAGED

April 7th 2008 00:32

To be fakely engaged is a very reassuring thing.

Picture this: Saturday night out in a local bar with friends who were drunker than I was. Men swarming like bees around us, buzzing away as we tried to swat off people we didn’t want to talk to.

“She’s engaged!” One of my friends would say, pointing to me.
Yeah, Facebook engaged. Fakely engaged at that, as an April Fools joke. My fiance’s and my status are yet to be updated, so at the moment we are still betrothed to each other.

“Awesome! Congratulations!” the boys would say back, and then demand, “Okay, where’s the ring?”

We’d all look down at my ring-less left finger. “It’s in the store getting fitted,” I’d lie through gritted teeth. “I just got engaged this week.”

Yeah, I know. That kinda sounds suspicious isnt it, if you’d heard it and you were a boy? But trust me, vodka and numerous pots of beer can erase doubts any time.

I loved being engaged. Being tied down for once, being part of someone, even if it’s only for an April Fools prank.

A small handful of my friends in their early 20s got engaged quite early, weddings coming a year later and I wondered: is there an emerging trend of Gen Yers marrying so early?

If so, who of these newbies would start popping babies shortly? Or would they hold off as predicted by the sociologists and concentrate more on their careers, their mortgages and investments and start popping babies around their mid30s?

I asked one of my best friends, who was the last person who got married during the wedding season (I call November-March the wedding season, when the smart brides hold off til the warmer months for the celenrations).

So when’s the baby coming soon?
She looked at me with disbelief in her eyes. “Never.” And then after I stared at her further, “Ok, ok, seven to ten years or so?”

Was this the opinion all around? So it seems with all the married couples I asked. Is this really what some Gen Yers want? A white wedding so early, a mortgage and a backyard to come home to, a crying baby later on down the track?

Whatever happened to joining the others who love travelling, partying come the weekend and flitting from one job to another (basically a hand to mouth existence). Whatever happened to joining me?

They are my friends yet I somehow think they’d be missing the boat in enjoying lifea bit. The one who’d be in their late 20s with a toddler attached on one leg and a baby on the shoulder going, “I wished I didn’t marry so young. I wished I kissed so many boys before ___(fill in partner’s name here), wished I travelled to Europe with a backpack and 30 euros with my friends. Wished I didn’t have this bloody mortgage so early”

But then again maybe they are staring at me and are saying she’s the one missing the boat here. She’s the one missing on having a secure life, a great partner, an awesome career that pays the bills.

I guess the grass will always be browner on the side.
I, for now, will do what I do best. Party hard, procastinate the marriage and babies part, and stop occasionally to smell the roses.

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THE BEST OWEN WILSON LOOK-ALIKE

March 14th 2008 07:24

Isn't he just so freakingly uncanny to Owen?

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THE HOUSE OF GUCCI

March 10th 2008 22:24

Ok, I will have to admit it one day. Let it be known now.
I am obsessed with the house of Gucci.
Those monogrammed GGs, festooned on a bag, keychain, tie or runners: it keeps my adrenaline pumping

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VALENTINE'S DAY 2008

February 12th 2008 04:50

HERE’S WHAT I THINK OF VALENTINE’S DAY.

Assault with a weapon

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Alcohol gave me the wings to fly and then took away my sky..

January 26th 2007 23:21

As you know, I spent the most crucial years of my life out of my mind. I was drunk, stoned, speeding, bombed or experiencing drug induced psychosis...sounds fun eh?!

You know, I always felt that I would never be able to dance or talk to other people at parties and in clubs unless I was smashed. I never thought I could be funny or charming unless I was blind drunk

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When to let go..

January 25th 2007 01:19

We are living in a scary society ladies and gents. I am the parent of an eight year old daughter, and I am petrified of letting her out of my sight.

I know I have friends that think Im a freak, but when is it ok to let our kids go places on their own, to trust they wont be abducted, raped, etc? We are living in a world full of sick individuals, predators

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Sexual abuse effects or homosexuality??

January 13th 2007 01:28

I often read or hear about the after effects of sexual abuse. Its a sensitive issue and with good reaon.
I have known survivors to realise in their adulthood that they are indeed gay or bisexual. After much discussion with my friends, it is hard to know whether these people are experiencing the after effects or not.

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Parental attachment..ahuh..sure it is.

October 23rd 2006 06:42

So I watched 60 minutes last night regarding a 'new' theory that newage families seem to be adopting into their homes, called 'Parental attachment'. Far out ladies and gentleman. Talk about robbing children of their independance and smothering them to death!
These mothers believe in no dummies, bottles, cots or bouncers. They do not send their children to school to have them educated, rather they keep them at home and educate them themselves.
The breastfeed their children until theyre atleast five years old (lovely memories for the children

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Voyeurism or plain curiosity?

October 18th 2006 22:56

I had a lecture this week in Literature about the Penal Settlement, written by Kafka.
This is a most disturbing and morbid story of one mans torture by a machine that is pretty much being sold by an officer. There are people standing around witnessing a demonstration of how the torture machine works. It is most gruesome and I am reluctant to go into much further detail.

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